This guy goes up to the bar located at the top of the Empire State Building. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. "This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.

"Oh really?", the other replies, "It's also a very special bar". "Why is that?", the first one asks.

"You see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out, you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."

"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.

"Not at all. Watch." The other man walks over to the window, opens it, climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window. "See, it's fun. You should try it", he says.

"Try it? I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man shouts.

"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window. "Go ahead, give it a try, it's a blast", he says.

"Well, what the heck. OK, I'll give it a try." He proceeds to fall out the window.

He falls 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 100! 200! 300! 500! 1000 feet! and SPLAT! .....ends up mangled and flattened on the sidewalk below.

The guy who successfully performed the feat casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink.

The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're one hell-uv-a real asshole when you're drunk".