A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'
'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm.'
The man, more than a bit embar****ed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?' The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper'
Somebody took the word "freezer" too literally and tried to freeze her. Either that, or maybe dem a follow Kartel too much because dem a test out Kartel phrase, "set good like the ice inna freezer". MAD EH! Now, this "set good like ice inna freezer" is a clever line, but what does it really mean? First of all, ice is not set in a really flattering shape, or one that compliments the female physique in any way. You have ice cubes, you have crushed ice, you have the twirly-shaped party ice creations and none of them could be considered sexy. Maybe the whole set good like ice inna freezer thing is really just a male fantasy for a girl with a hard firm body you can bite on, who you can mold into any shape you want and who will not move when you're pounding her body in the doggie style position. Vybz Kartel the lyricist strikes again.
-- Edited by SVG on Sunday 31st of October 2010 10:09:27 PM