The c**k The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing. He knew about c**k fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a c**k?' All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn ' t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn ' t what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn ' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn ' t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c**k?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted.

bad parents

this is soley for fun and in no way am i promoting oral sex 

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If you see the dancer rotating clockwise, you are right-brained (and thus more creative), if you see counter-clockwise, you are left-brained (and more logical).

Clockwise                                     Counter-clockwise

                    

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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

LMFAO

A kid was taking a picture of his parents in full gear underwater when he started to panic and swam up to the boat, when the parents got back up the captain told them there was a giant shark under the water, they didn't believe him until they saw this...





Okay, there was a picture here when I submitted the post..... and then it doesn't show up.  I don't know what else to do... I've tried to insert it many times, but it does work.  HELP MOD!!!!!! WHY DOES IT DO THAT?

-- Edited by PrincessLeah on Saturday 23rd of May 2009 02:50:34 PM

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"I swear it's only like that 'cause the water's cold!"