gyal u nuh have no shame ...

was that a question?

now u tell mi seh deh dawg yah nuh look like ill matic

LMAO!!!! GIRL TRIES TO F*CK HER TEACHER FOR BETTER GRADES . . . AND DUDE SHUT HER DOWN!!! (EMAIL EXCHANGE INSIDE)

pree mafia 7

OBSERVING THE BABY

Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

javon wrote  36s ago:

me woulda buss off two a unu *lo**clath head innu

Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Troy.

Roger said, "Troy, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell you what they're like."

"Okay," said his buddy.

"Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure. She's short on looks, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie is pretty and has a perfect pair of legs, which she shows off by wearing shoes with very high heels."

"Say no more," interrupted Troy. "I'll go for head over heels anytime

So this man says to his girl, "I want %$^ you between the tits" 

advanced09player wrote  10s ago: IS A MALE

-- Edited by Dj Tweety on Saturday 10th of April 2010 03:16:47 PM

A Jamaican man driving his new BMW pulls over 4 some air, a truck crashes into his door, sending it flying off the hinges. When the police arrive, the Jamaican tells them "Star, di man jus rip di door offa mi new bimma." The policeman replies, "U Jamaican's are so materialistic, ur so worried about ur door, u didn't even realize ur hand was ripped off as well." The Jamaican looks at his amputated hand and screams b***!! Mi rolex gaan!!

A mother is driving her little girl to her friends house for a play date.

Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you?

Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. Its not polite.

OK, the little girl says,

How much do you weigh?

Now really, the mother says,

those are personal questions and are really none of your business.

Undaunted, the little girl asks, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?

Thats enough questions, young lady! Honestly!

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

My Mom wont tell me anything about herself, the little girl says to her friend.

Well, says the friend, all you need to do is look at her drivers license. Its like a report card, it has everything on it.

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, I know how old you are. You are 32.

The mother is surprised and asks,

How did you find that out?

I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

How in Heavens name did you find that out?

And, the little girl says triumphantly, I know why you and daddy got a divorce..

Oh really? the mother asks. Why?

Because you got an F in sex

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows youre here.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, Jesus is watching you.

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that? he hissed at the parrot.

Yep, the parrot confessed, then squawked, Im just trying to warn you that he is watching you.

The burglar relaxed. Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?

Moses, replied the bird.

Moses? the burglar laughed. What kind of people would name a bird Moses?

The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus

By rockingir at 2010-02-21

CAN U SEE THE IMAGE ????????? POST WHAT U SEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trevor and Tony are walking home from Greater Portmore to Waterford after a night drinking. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Trevor has a brainwave and says to Tony, ?Go in de and tief a bus so we can drive home and mi wi stay out ya and watch out fi de police". Tony duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Trevor is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Trevor sticks his head around the wall and sees Tony running from bus to bus and looking very worried. "What

di hell you a do Tony, move it!" to which Tony replies, ?Mi caan find a Waterford bus anywhere Trevor!" Trevor, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts ... "Yu stupid idiot Tony, tief a Downtown bus and mek wi get off at the T-Junction and walk di rest of di way!".

Not sure if posted, if so delete it.!!!

-- Edited by Vital on Tuesday 19th of May 2009 05:41:43 PM

-- Edited by Vital on Tuesday 19th of May 2009 05:52:43 PM

-- Edited by bLaCkBeatZ on Wednesday 20th of May 2009 10:36:33 PM

... Yuh wing soon clip

... Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow

... p**s an dawg nuh have de same luck

... Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad

... Dawg know who fi bite and duppy know who fi frighten

... Chicken merry! Hawk deh near

... Yuh head faver someting whey johncrow draw brakes ina

... Yuh head faver johncrow airport

... Whey mek yuh head faver senseh fowl nest

... It too early. c**k no even put on im draws yet

... But unu see mi dying trial!!

... Pickney ask Mumma, "Mumma whey mek yuh mout so long"? Mumma sey, "Ayy ... pickeney yuh a grow yuh will learn"

... If yuh don't hear yuh will feel

... Yuh free paper soon burn

... Yuh more harm than hurt

... Wen poop a chat, fart deh near

... It holey holey but it clean

... But cuh pon yuh too

... Use deh one stone an kill deh two bird

... Mi no wan hear bout 'orse dead and cow fat

... Always have manners, it will carry yuh far

The story of Jimmy Hat..he burst upon the scene back in the day....he was a hero for all women...he was very good at preventing accidents...one of these accidents, named K.I.D.S. took a long time to recover from....at least 18 yrs if not a lifetime.....but men were ambivalent...one man said...jimmy hat is a useful fellow...but most times when he is mentioned...i dont feel a thing...but Jimmy Hat had other powers, he could make himself thinner...he could even make himself ribbed and could be extra sensitive when needed......but soon other superheroes arrived...like THE PILL....THE PILL was very good to women and made sure other accidents didnt happen...this superhero did a better job than Jimmy Hat and he was forced into semi-retirement....but then a new super villain emerged...code named A.I.D.S....this supervillain killed everybody he came into contact with....nasty fellow....since THE PILL couldnt stop  A.I.D.S. , Jimmy Hat came out of semi-retirement and proved to be the best super fighter of A.I.D.S....nowadays thanks to Jimmy Hat.....men  and women can do what they continue to do..they still have fear...but Jimmy Hat will always be there to help....

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