The one inna di pink shorts a grow up to be somtten special

Yowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

wat u think????????? i think she looking like herself now which is good ofcourse can u say hot!

-- Edited by BABY at 11:44, 2008-12-02

I recently heard of something called the pencil test, where a woman tries to tuck a pencil under either of her breasts. If the pencil falls to the ground, then shes passes the test. If the pencil stays under there, then she fails.

I believe it's supposed to be a measure of perkiness, but it seems like there would have to be a correlation with breast size and age. Is it easier to pass for smaller-breasted or younger women?

If you're feeling up to it, post your results.

Early life
Richards was born in Joliet, Illinois to Joni, a coffee shop owner, and Irv Richards, a telephone engineer, and she has one sister, named Michelle. She grew up in both Mokena Illinois and Downers Grove Illinois. She graduated from El Camino High School in 1989, Oceanside, California, where she was a cheerleader.
Career
Before she was an actress, Richards was a fashion model. Richards spent the majority of the 1990s appearing in lower-budget films and TV shows like Saved by the Bell, television movies, and guest starring in episodes of several television shows. Her first starring role in a wide theatrical release was Starship Troopers in 1997, which was followed by her role in the moderately successful cult film Wild Things in 1998. Richards was subsequently cast as Dr. Christmas Jones in the James Bond film The World Is Not Enough (1999), which had a high box office gross and contributed to Richards' renown. In addition to her film work, Richards has made regular appearances in the situation comedies Spin City, Two and a Half Men, Friends and Seinfeld. She also starred in the short-lived UPN series Sex, Love & Secrets in 2005. Throughout the early 2000s, Richards appeared in several film roles which both parodied and utilized her image as a sex symbol, including Valentine, Undercover Brother, Scary Movie 3 and Love Actually. In December 2004, she posed for a nude pictorial in Playboy magazine. Richards also posed semi-nude for the July 2006 issue of Jane magazine to raise money for the Clothes Off Our Back Foundation. In 1999 she ranked 9 in Maxim's 50 Sexiest Women and in 2001 she was voted 2nd in FHM's USA 100 Sexiest Women, 5th in FHM 100 Sexiest Women and 19 in AskMen.com 50 Most Beautiful Women.

Now A Days Its Hard To Tell What's Real...And What's Not...When It Comes To A Woman's Body...Then Again...U Can If U Examine It Long Enough...We Have An All Natural One Today...Rate Her For Me

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FHM is an international monthly lad's mag. The magazine began publication in 1985 in the United Kingdom under the name For Him and changed its title to FHM in 1994. Founded by Chris Astridge, the magazine was a predominantly fashion-based publication distributed through high street men's fashion outlets. Circulation expanded to newsagents as a quarterly by the spring of 1987.

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Playboy special edition - Exotic beauties by Jeff Cohen
Old but nice special edition with the covergirl, Hiromi Oshima

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Ladies all too often I hear women say that they don't like something about a guy but they can change him. IE He runs around but I  will get him to settle down. He is sloppy but I can fix him up. I get the impression ladies love a project. lets fix him up. Do you really think that you can change a man?

Can a woman break a man's heart twice?

Becareful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears.
The woman came out of a man's rib; not from his feeet to be walked on,
not from his head to be superior but from his side to be equal;
Under the arm to be protected and next ot the heart to be loved.

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"""Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
+playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
+pulling hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"

=advice=
if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...



-- Edited by pengo at 12:31, 2008-02-19

JUST WANT 2 KNO WAT ALBUM OR ARTIST GET THEM THINKIN A CERTAIN WAY

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-- Edited by MZJA at 15:12, 2008-08-03

Shockingly in some communities the practice of wife beating is accepted. In my experience some women dont feel loved unless their man beats them. Sometimes women stay in a busive relationship for the sake of the children and or economic reasons. Invariably many women perish each year from various forms of domestic violence. These downtrodden souls need help before serious harm comes to them. Children that grow up watching this are victims too. Unfortunately a lot of boys grow up continuing the cycle of abuse. Some girls grow up to have abusive partners having being exposed to domestic violence.
If you are a man who does this and read this gunshot for you. Get help with dealing with your anger issues. We are bigger and stronger than women, cherish the mother of your children dont manhandle them. You look like a little p u s  s y beating up on someone who cant fight back.
I have seen this in my own family with a cousin. She is on her second abusive husband. It is frustrating when you can not help someone who can not or does not want help and protects the abuser.
If you are in an abusive relationship believe it or not you are not trapped but your children are if you stay.
Remember you are a person and not someones beating stick.
I said my piece what do the ladies of MZJA have to say.

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"Revenge: The most popular very-wrong reason to have sex, revenge sex never ends well.

Hooking up with his best friend because you're angry at your boyfriend will get you nowhere. If you do manage to break up their friendship, then you're stuck with an untrustworthy dude (if he did it to him, he'll do it to you).

Even worse, there's always the (strong) possibility that he went right back and told his buddy and the two of them are now comparing notes over high-fives and hot wings.

Weight loss: Yes, you may have read those women's magazine articles about how being physically intimate can help you shed pounds. However, a 120-pound woman burns only 57 calories during 15 minutes of sex. That's less than half a Hostess Ho-Ho. The sweat could do nice things for your skin, but your waist will remain the same size."

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"We've been known in the past to be fairly skeptical of sex surveys (too often they just seem like an excuse for nerdy grad students to interview strippers "for research purposes"). But we have to say, we love the Durex Global Sex Surveys--who knew that annual surveys conducted by a condom company would turn out to be more substantial than a lot of the so-called academic field work? Seriously, they poll thousands of people hailing from everywhere from Nigeria to New Zealand, and their results invariably help to keep sex in perspective. Take the latest findings, for example, which show that while 63 percent of men climax every time they have sex (that's it?!), only 32 percent of women do. And while most of the men polled preferred to orgasm with company, the majority of the women polled said they could achieve an orgasm more easily on their own. So there you have it: you're not alone. Except when you really want to be and it's just you and your right hand, of course..."

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"I am getting married this Saturday. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life, but it is not.

I gave my heart away a long time ago to a guy. We got engaged and were in the process of buying a home. Two days before we were to close on our house the relationship ended with him cheating then telling me to wait three months to see if he wanted to be with me or not. I cried for weeks only to find out he bought the home without me and had a big house warming party. I still love him and think about him daily. I still cry for him at night and I miss him so much. I have waited for over a year and I know that he is living with another woman in the house we were suppose to live in. What makes it all so bad is the girl turned out to be someone who smiled in my face and the whole time she was stealing my man right from under me. It hurts so bad. I know that I will never love anyone other than K.T. My intention was to just be alone and hope that one day he would return to me."

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Circumcision has been a highly debated topic over the years. Everyone is familiar with the origin of the practice in biblical times. Late in the 19th century it was routinely done in the USA as a way of supposedly curtailing masturbation among young boys. But now it is an elective surgiacal proceedure with no medical merit except in extreme cases. The pros and cons are documented on various web sites and there are horror stories of botched jobs and near geldings.
Female circumsion is a very barbaric proceedure and should be banned worldwide. Many young girls die from the proceedure that is used to take away a womans enjoyment of sex.
MZJA LADIES please feel to vote and comment on your prefferences in this forum.
Thank You
DJ Romeo

-- Edited by DJ Romeo at 20:30, 2008-07-26

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two of the biggest male artists in the uk at the moment,if u had 2 choose the best lookin 1 who would it be 1.Taio cruz 2.Jay Sean


-- Edited by ladyvane18 at 18:04, 2008-07-18

-- Edited by ladyvane18 at 18:09, 2008-07-18

Have fun!! erase x's from other person when you are filling it out

[] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted
[x] During the summer practically the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[x] My favorite toys as a child were Barbies, Bratz, etc
[] My favorite color(s) is pink or purple
[] I did Gymnastics
[] I love skirts
[] Hollister and/or American Eagle are one of my favorite places to shop
[] Tight jeans are the only jeans i will wear
[x] I own something from Victoria's Secret
[] I did ballet as a little girl
Total: 3

[] I own a purse from Coach or Prada
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] I love reality shows!
[x] My hair is almost always straightened
[] Bobby pins are my best friend
[] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[] I don't shop at Hot Topic
[x] My cell phone or ipod is important to me
[] I wear mascara alot
[] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] Big sunglasses are hott
[x] I have gotten my nails done before
[] I own over 10 purses
[x] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys
[] I love people doing my hair
[x] I give and receive hugs from all my friends
[x] I hate bugs, especially cockroaches
[x] Summer is THE B****!
[x] I go shopping a lot

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[] I pick out shampoo and conditioner strictly based on smell
[] I don't like sports that make you sweat
[] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[x] I eat fruit as a snack

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[x] I dance a lot just to be crazy
[] I only have 5 billion hair products
[x] I love to get dressed up
[x] I live far away from my family
[] apply lip stuff 50 times a day

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[] I wanted a bra way before i ever needed one
[x] I love music
[] You gotta love rainbows
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[] Kittens are usually adorable

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[x] I write my own ..music.. poems
[x] I'd love to visit Hawaii
[x] Valentine's day is cute
[x] I would not be caught in all black
[x] My closet/dresser is STOCK FULL of clothes
[x] I like to read magazines

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[x] I've listened to Celine Dion
[] I have or still do plan ahead for my wedding
[] My friends and I are in a strict group
[x] I like little kids
[] Soda rules
[] I am or at one point was a vegetarian
[x] I love chocolate!

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

[x] Check my myspace/email everyday
[x] I have a lot of jewelry
[x] I have to shop
[] I show my legs almost every day
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed

TOTAL SO FAR: 34

[x] You love friends
[x] You dont understand most stuff
[x] You wear earings alot

TOTAL SO FAR: 37

[x] You love gum
[] Your lost with out a purse
[x] You giggle a LOT
[x] Smiling is a part of you

TOTAL SO FAR: 40

[] Small dogs rock
[] Ewww is used daily
[] Your scared to go in hot topic
[x] You wont let your mom shop for you
[] You basically only like whats on the radio
[] You own at LEAST 5 things from hollister
[] Love attention
[] Love stuffed animals
[] Most things smart people say confuse you
[x] You would die with out a computer/ipod/camera/phone


OVERALL TOTAL: 42

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REPOST AS I am __% girly

Ladies please vote.

-- Edited by DJ Romeo at 20:26, 2008-07-26

Ladies feast your eyes upon these perfect males specimens. Dem Sexy Don't

-- Edited by Cam Cam at 13:44, 2008-07-31