Vybz Kartel

Ninja Man said "I come in a killing mood, but I hear de man me come fe kill have a funeral", so he left the action at Jam World, Portmore, St Catherine, up to Zebra.

The striped one duly reminded the large but still well below par audience at Saturday night's Champions in Action of Redder Than Red before taking the house three times with new lyrics at Ninja's command.

Aidonia got a rare spark at the end of his showing when he threw words at Munga Honourable, while Kartel ignited the venue as he took it to Mavado. But when it was Mavado's turn, coming on to work with Bounty Killer, he tore the house down in his reply, remarking that Kartel sounded "trembly" and weak when he was deejaying his battle lyrics.

Unsatisfactory show

Still, despite the inevitable cheering that accompanied the war threats, the see-saw action at Champions in Action made for an unsatisfactory show in the closing dancehall onslaught. At one minute Assassin was turning in a sparkling performance, taking the house down with Sissy and Anwhere We Go, at another Aidonia's 100 Stab was falling flat.

Sizzla's extended run, although he worked on tracks, was impressive, as he veered between the roots of Just One of Those Days, the dancehall of Run Out Pon Dem and the defiance of Nah Apologise.

In one breath Lady Saw was demanding Chat To Me Back to delight the audience, at another Spice (who Saw called on) was making minimal impact. Kartel's extended segment, along with his Portmore Empire, went over very well, but then Matterhorn and Fire Links chanted mainly to their own delight, Serani and Bugle got mildly warm late in their sets with Doh and Exercise respectively and the crowd was only very mildly interested in DeMarco.

And it was mostly the women at the front who were interested in Shaggy, who leapt high to the mix on Church Heathen.

Vanloads of policemen

So, ironically, on what is known mainly as a hardcore dancehall show ("A bad man show, police cyaa lock it off," Mavado said, many faces turning to the two vanloads of policemen at the back of the crowd) it was the roots of Tarrus Riley's Lion Paw, Etana's I'm Not Afraid, I-Wayne's Lava Ground, Lutan Fyah's St Jago de la Vega and I-Octane's stabbing of vampires with a peg that went over best.

There was variety as well, LUST delivering their remakes of Chicago's Inspiration and Air Supply's Just As I Am just after 2:00 a.m. and the Finesses models strutting their stuff.

Prophecy, Anger Management, Black Soil and Rhythm 2000 bands played on a night of many changes, Razz and Biggy and Swatch dropping the beats. Emcees were the hilarious Sample Man, Empress and Nuffy.

Mavado - Nathaniel Stewart Photos

Zebra in his first major performance since being released from prison.

Tarrus Riley made an impact with Lion Paw.

Police in Jamaica are investigating the suspected theft of hundreds of tons of sand from a beach on the island's north coast. It was discovered in July that 500 truck-loads had been removed outside a planned resort at Coral Spring beach. Detectives say people in the tourism sector could be suspects, because a good beach is seen as a valuable asset to hotels on the Caribbean island. But a lack of arrests made since July have led to criticism of the police. 'Complex investigation' The beach at Coral Springs, in Jamaica's northern parish of Trelawny, was 400 metres (1,300ft) of white sand. The 0.5-hectare strand was to form part a resort complex costing US$108m, but the theft of its most important feature has led to its developers putting their plans on hold. Illegal sand mining is a problem in Jamaica; the tradition of people building their own homes here means there is a huge demand for the construction material. However, the large volume and the type of sand taken made suspicion point towards the hotel industry. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7678379.stm

Per news comimg out of jamaica,popular dancer turn artiste The Snowman also known as Sadiki is now laying on a hospital bed somewhere in Kingston recouping from a clobber he received over the head with a bottle at the popular weekly event Weddy Weddy held at the Stone Love Headquarters of Burlington Avenue. According to the report it's alleged that the vicious attack was carried out my members of the popular dance group Sample Six. Sadiki explained that he was at the party having a good time and decided to sit and rest for a bit, it was at that point he noticed a group of men started to approach him. He was quickly surrounded and within seconds he felt a sharp blow to the head revealing a nasty *lo**-filled gash. In the midst of the melee he was rushed to the hospital where doctors administered twenty four stitches to close the wound. Sadiki said the next morning he received a phonecall from someone issuing a stern warning that he should stop going around calling up Sample Six name alleging he's a homosexual. Sadiki's transition from a dancer to an artiste came just months ago and he is best known for the hit 'Money Machine' on which he is featured with dancehall artiste Assassin.

An American man has broken the world record for holding the most c**kroaches in his mouth, after keeping 11 of them in his mouth.


Travis Fessler, 35, held them in his mouth for ten seconds to smash the previous record of nine Madagascan Hissing c**kroaches, according to US media.

He said of the attempt: 'One of them tried to crawl down my throat.
'That made me gag quite badly. It was difficult not to be sick but I held it in and saw it through to the end.'

He said he did not want to swallow any of them because he is a vegetarian.

Mr Fessler, a professional sword swallower and fire-eater, keeps more than 1,000 of the bugs as pets.

A British couple has been sentenced to three months in jail for having sex on a Dubai beach.

Michelle Palmer, 36, and Vince Acors, 34, were today sentenced by a Dubai court, fined £200 and ordered to be deported upon their release from prison.

It had been feared that the two Britons might face several years in jail.

Friends of Ms Palmer - who maintains her innocence - told The Times she was not surprised by the courts decision.

She denies having sex with Mr Acors and intends to appeal the verdict as a matter of principle. She is desperate to return to Britain, said one friend.

She and Mr Acors remain free on bail but are barred from speaking directly to the press or leaving the country.

The couples case has become a symbol of a culture clash in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) that pits Dubais Western expat minority against the conservative Arab laws.


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Smh... I heard that there's a text message going around stating that if u wore a shirt that is supporting that's representing the candidate you want to vote for, they'll send you yah ass back home  
                        Check Di Linki

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-- Edited by Dj Far_Mah_Cist at 11:48, 2008-10-09

Romanian police have arrested a horse for being drunk. The officers in Lelesti said the cart it was pulling 'looked out of control', especially after it struck a man who was sitting on a bench. They ran an alcohol test, and it came back positive. Police suspect the horse might have been given alcohol to make it look stronger and healthier before it was sold.

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if Democrats win power in November, they'll likely change federal law to make it easier for workers to unionize companies -- including Wal-Mart.

In recent weeks, thousands of Wal-Mart store managers and department heads have been summoned to mandatory meetings at which the retailer stresses the downside for workers if stores were to be unionized.

According to about a dozen Wal-Mart employees who attended such meetings in seven states, Wal-Mart executives claim that employees at unionized stores would have to pay hefty union dues while getting nothing in return, and may have to go on strike without compensation. Also, unionization could mean fewer jobs as labor costs rise.

The actions by Wal-Mart -- the nation's largest private employer -- reflect a growing concern among big business that a reinvigorated labor movement could reverse years of declining union membership. That could lead to higher payroll and health costs for companies already being hurt by rising fuel and commodities costs and the tough economic climate.

The Wal-Mart human-resources managers who run the meetings don't specifically tell attendees how to vote in November's election, but make it clear that voting for Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama would be tantamount to inviting unions in, according to Wal-Mart employees who attended gatherings in Maryland, Missouri and other states.

"The meeting leader said, 'I am not telling you how to vote, but if the Democrats win, this bill will pass and you won't have a vote on whether you want a union,'" said a Wal-Mart customer-service supervisor from Missouri. "I am not a stupid person. They were telling me how to vote," she said.

"If anyone representing Wal-Mart gave the impression we were telling associates how to vote, they were wrong and acting without approval," said David Tovar, Wal-Mart spokesman. Mr. Tovar acknowledged that the meetings were taking place for store managers and supervisors nationwide.

Wal-Mart's worries center on a piece of legislation known as the Employee Free Choice Act, which companies say would enable unions to quickly add millions of new members. "We believe EFCA is a bad bill and we have been on record as opposing it for some time," Mr. Tovar said. "We feel educating our associates about the bill is the right thing to do."

Other companies and groups are also making a case against the legislation to workers. Laundry company Cintas Corp., which has been fighting a multiyear organizing campaign by Unite Here, relaunched a Web site July 14 called CintasVotes. The site instructs visitors to take action by telling members of Congress to oppose the legislation.

"We feel it's important that our employee partners fully understand the implications that the Employee Free Choice Act could have on their work environment and benefits," said Heather Trainer, a Cintas spokeswoman.

Business-backed organizations are also running ads aimed at building opposition to the bill, including the Coalition for a Democratic Workplace, which counts several hundred industry associations as members. Another group, the Employee Freedom Action Committee, is run by former tobacco lobbyist Rick Berman. The groups, which aren't affiliated with each other, say they have a total of $50 million in funding. Neither will disclose which companies or individuals have provided funding.

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has made defeat of the legislation a top priority. In the past six months, it has flown state and local Chamber members to Washington to lobby members of Congress. On Thursday, the Chamber began airing a television ad in Minnesota and plans to run ads in other states as part of a broader campaign.

The bill was crafted by labor as a response to more aggressive opposition by companies to union-organizing activity. The AFL-CIO and individual unions such as the United Food and Commercial Workers have promised to make passage of the new labor law their No. 1 mission after the November election.

First introduced in 2003, the bill came to a vote last year and sailed through the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives, but was blocked by a filibuster in the Senate and faced a veto threat by the White House. The bill was taken off the floor, and its backers pledged to reintroduce it when they could get more support.

The November election could bring that extra support in Congress, as well as the White House if Sen. Obama is elected and Democrats extend their control in the Senate. Sen. Obama co-sponsored the legislation, which also is known as "card check," and has said several times he would sign it into law if elected president. Sen. John McCain, the likely Republican presidential nominee, opposes the Employee Free Choice Act and voted against it last year.

Wal-Mart's labor-relations meetings are led by human-resources managers who received training from Wal-Mart on the implications of the Employee Free Choice Act.

Fine Legal Line
Wal-Mart may be walking a fine legal line by holding meetings with its store department heads that link politics with a strong antiunion message. Federal election rules permit companies to advocate for specific political candidates to its executives, stockholders and salaried managers, but not to hourly employees. While store managers are on salary, department supervisors are hourly workers.

However, employers have fairly broad leeway to disseminate information about candidates' voting records and positions on issues, according to Jan Baran, a Washington attorney and expert on election law.

Both supporters and opponents of the Employee Free Choice Act believe it would simplify and speed labor's ability to unionize companies. Currently, companies can demand a secret-ballot election to determine union representation. Those elections often are preceded by months of strident employer and union campaigns.

Under the proposed legislation, companies could no longer have the right to insist on one secret ballot. Instead, the Free Choice, or "card check," legislation would let unions form if more than 50% of workers simply sign a card saying they want to join. It is far easier for unions to get workers to sign cards because the organizers can approach workers repeatedly, over a period of weeks or months, until the union garners enough support.

Employers argue that the card system could lead to workers being pressured to sign by pro-union colleagues and organizers. Unions counter that it shields workers from pressure from their employers.

On June 30 the National Labor Relations Board ruled that Wal-Mart illegally fired an employee in Kingman, Ariz., who supported the UFCW and illegally threatened to freeze merit-pay increases if employees voted for union representation. The decision came eight years after the organizing campaign failed, and four years after the case was originally heard.

"We've always maintained the termination was not related to the union and that there was nothing unlawful about an answer provided an associate about merit pay," said Mr. Tovar, the Wal-Mart spokesman. "Following the decision, we were considering offering reinstatement, but that is on hold, since the [union] appealed the decision."

Unions consider the Employee Free Choice Act as vital to the survival of the labor movement, which currently represents 7.5% of private-sector workers, half the percentage it did 25 years ago. The Service Employees International Union said the legislation would enable it to organize a million workers a year, up from its current pace of 100,000 workers a year.

The Underdogs
The business-backed lobbying groups are running ads in states where a win by a Democratic Senate candidate would boost support for the legislation in the Senate, saying the loss of secret ballots exposes workers to bullying labor bosses. In one, they use an actor from the "Sopranos" TV series about mob life to hammer home their point.

Business groups say they're the underdogs since they will be outspent by unions by a wide margin. Labor has pledged to spend $300 million on the election and securing passage of the Employee Free Choice Act, compared with under $100 million by business groups, according to Steven Law, chief legal officer of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. The Chamber's strategy is to focus on the Senate, where labor needs eight more supporters of the legislation to reach the 60 votes needed to overcome a filibuster.

"This is a David-and-Goliath confrontation, but we believe we'll have enough stones in the sling to knock this out," said Mr. Law.

Wal-Mart is a powerful ally. Through almost all of its 48-year history, Wal-Mart has fought hard to keep unions out of its stores, flying in labor-relations rapid-response teams from its Bentonville, Ark., headquarters to any location where union activity was building. The United Food and Commercial Workers was successful in organizing only one group of Wal-Mart workers -- a small number of butchers in East Texas in early 2000. Several weeks later, the company phased out butchers in all of its stores and began stocking prepackaged meat. When a store in Canada voted to unionize several years ago, the company closed the store, saying it had been unprofitable for years.

Labor has fought back with a campaign to portray Wal-Mart as treating its workers poorly. The UFCW helped employees file a series of complaints about the company's overtime, health-care and other policies with the National Labor Relations Board. Dozens of class-action lawsuits were filed on behalf of workers, many of which are still winding their way through the courts.

Wal-Mart has been trying to burnish its reputation by improving its worker benefits and touting its commitment to the environment. On the political front, it's hedging its bets, spreading its financial contributions on both sides of the political divide.

Twelve years ago, 98% of Wal-Mart's political donations went to Republicans. Now, as the Democrats seem poised to gain control in Washington, 48% of its $2.2 million in political contributions go to Democrats and 52% to Republicans, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, a nonpartisan organization that tracks political giving.

THE law on assisted suicide differs dramatically between Switzerland and Britain. Killing someone in Switzerland does not mean a murder charge, unless there was a selfish motive. Aiding a suicide bid for reprehensible reasons carries a five-year jail term. But in Britain, the maximum sentence for assisting a death is 14 years. The family of Dr Anne Turner, 66, were quizzed in Bath after she took lethal drugs at Dignitas in 2006. Valere Sliwinskis son Stefan had his house raided by cops after taking her there the same year. Valere, 58, of Clacton, Essex, had cancer and multiple sclerosis. Bob Stokes, 59, and wife Jenny, 53, of Leighton Buzzard, Beds, died at Dignitas in 2003, but it was claimed they were not terminally ill.

well mi lose mine when from mi a play dolly house lol!!!!!!!! mi nah talk bout nuh rub up rub up enuh di real ting...lol..come ladies dont b shY......a just fi build a vibes.lol

yeah i know this is a kinda fool fool post but a fi the man dem how know bout sunday monday rice and peas leave uhnuh comment still lol

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"I almost didn't write about this story until I saw the amount of money Jon Bon Jovi was being sued for. How can I pass up a lawsuit for $400 Billion dollars?
I mean $400 BILLION dollars? A Massachusetts-based musician Samuel Bartley Steele is suing Bon Jovi for allegedly stealing his lyrics from (Man I Really) Love This Team and rewriting them to create I Love This Town.

Steele alleges the groups frontman Jon Bon Jovi heard the song while campaigning for U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry in 2004, and used its lyrics to create his hit song I Love This Town - which was later used as a promotional track for Major League Baseball.

He wants $100,000 for every cd sold. Since there were 4,000,000 that were distributed - he felt it was the right number to pitch to a judge. Good luck Samuel... good luck.

"As intent will be easy to prove, we are seeking the statutorily authorized amount of $100,000 per CD sold. Just under 4 million CDs have been sold to date. This totals almost $400 billion."

While plagiarism should be fined, the amount is just absurd and makes the case laughable. If he would have requested a reasonable amount, this court case might have been taken more seriously. Either way, let's see what the judge awards if anything." I'm not obsessed.com

Bounty Killer asks for prayers following dad's passing

Bounty Killer's father, Constantine Basil Pryce passed away last week. He had become sick and was taken to hospital, reports say.

Having reportedly had a close relationship with his dad, the ace DJ is deeplly affected and is asking to be held up in everyone's prayers at this time."

Yardflex sends out sincere condolences to Rodney "Bounty Killer" Price and the entire family.

-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 08:42, 2008-10-17

Buju & John Legend Teams Up Jamaican music legend, Buju Banton has teamed up with yet another 'Legend' to deliver the seductive and sexy new tune, "Can't Be My Lover." The steamy track, which will be the bonus cut on the platinum-selling artist/producer, John Legend's forthcoming album, Evolver, has been described as "a Reggae- tinged track that has Legend resisting the charms of a relentless seductress." Already making the rounds online, "Can't Be My Lover" was produced by the Jamaican hit- maker, Supa Dups (of Black Chiney Sound), who has worked with the likes of Beenie Man, Reggaeton superstar, Pitbull, Sean Paul and Legend's UK protégé on his own HomeSchool records, Estelle. The album is slated to be in stores on Oct. 20th in the UK and Oct 28th in the US. The Banton is presently riding the Jamaican charts with two more distinctly different hits: "Water Man" released on TJ Records and "Sleepless Nights" for the Don Corleon label. The sweltering "Water Man" track sits at #13 on Hot 102 FM disc jock, Richie B's Top 20 Dancehall Singles. Also bubbling on Hot 102's Top 10 Albums Chart, is Buju Banton Presents: Jamrock Classics Volume 1. The Gargamel- produced compilation has been on the chart for three weeks, climbing up two spots this week to the #7 position. Buju has also been slowly moving up the Hype TV Top 20 Singles Chart, since debuting on the chart three weeks ago with "Sleepless Nights," now at #17. Meanwhile, on RETV's Top 20 Reggae Chart, "Sleepless Nights," has already skyrocketed to the #3 position. Likewise, "Water Man" is chilling at #4 on RETV's Top 20 Dancehall Chart. Fans can catch Buju Banton and the Shiloh Band on the following dates: October 18 - Hartford, Connecticut, October 26 - Elizabeth, New Jersey

well mi seh they al taste alike an all do d same ting...dats if they do neting at all...mek mi knw wat unuh think still cuz sum1 may think different....boom

Jake Tapper is ABC News' Senior National Correspondent based in the network's Washington bureau. He writes about politics and popular culture and covers a range of national stories.

On his talk show on WPHT today, conservative Philadelphian Michael Smerconish endorsed Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill.

Listen HERE.

Smerconish did so by reading a couple paragraphs from his pending op-ed in the Philadelphia Inquirer.

"Ive decided," he said. "My conclusion comes after reading the candidates memoirs and campaign platforms, attending both party conventions, interviewing both men multiple times, and watching all primary and general election debates.
 
"John McCain is an honorable man who has served his country well. But he will not get my vote. For the first time since registering as a Republican 28 years ago, Im voting for a Democrat for president.

"I may have been an appointee in the George H.W. Bush administration, and master of ceremonies for George W. Bush in 2004, but last Saturday I stood amidst the crowd at an Obama event in North Philadelphia," says the Republican.

Smerconish has given us some more from his op-ed: 

"Terrorism. The candidates disagree as to where to prosecute the war against Islamic fundamentalists. Barack Obama is correct in saying the front line in that battle is not Iraq, its the Afghan-Pakistan border. Osama bin Laden crossed that border from Tora Bora in December 2001, and we stopped pursuit. The Bush administration outsourced the hunt for bin Laden and, instead, invaded Iraq.
 
"No one in Iraq caused the death of 3,000 Americans on 9/11. Our invasion was based on a false predicate, so we have no business being there, regardless of whether the surge is working. Our focus must be the tribal-ruled FATA region in Pakistan. Only recently has our military engaged al-Qaeda there in operations that mirror those Obama was ridiculed for recommending in August 2007.
 
"Last spring, Obama told me, 'Its not that I was opposed to war [in Iraq]. Its that I felt we had a war that we had not finished.'  Even Sen. Joe Lieberman conceded to me just last Friday that 'the headquarters of our opposition, our enemies today,' is the FATA."

Smerconish is taking a lot of heat from his fellow GOPers, as one might imagine.

Doctors baffled by an unexplained rash on people's ears or cheeks should be on alert for a skin allergy caused by too much mobile phone use, the British Association of Dermatologists said on Thursday.

Citing published studies, the group said a red or itchy rash, known as "mobile phone dermatitis," affects people who develop an allergic reaction to the nickel surface on mobile phones after spending long periods of time on the devices.

"It is worth doctors bearing this condition in mind if they see a patient with a rash on the cheek or ear that cannot otherwise be explained," it said.

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It is common knowledge that in portmore the artist Mikey pelpa & Vybz kartel have had a longstanding fued. It has now resurfaced as Mikey Pelpa has voiced a new single called obeah man to be premiered next week on my dancehall mix these are the lyrics "Carry me name to the obeahman.....dont f**k round this empire cause me will kill off the whole empire" sting a look like a furnace this year unnu need fi hear this one.

The family of a dead elderly woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000, authorities in Northern California said. Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit.

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Lil Wayne Amazed by 1 million dollars birthday present lil-wayne-cash-money.jpgUS rapper Lil Wayne got a shocking birthday present of 1 million dollars in cash from Birdman at his 26th birthday party held in Miami. According to SFGate.com DJ Khaled and Akon looked on in amazement as the "Got Money" hitmaker opened a briefcase Birdman handed him and discovered it was full of crisp new bills. A stunned party guest says, "Lil Wayne was left speechless. He was almost in tears when he hugged his friend. I mean, who wouldn't like $1 million as a birthday gift?" The Club Mansion bash was a lavish affair all round 00 one of the party's main attractions was an ice sculpture full of frozen $100 bills.

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1. Mediazoneja.com A Message Board with 4,692; 18,836 Topics
2. Uwi.edu
3. Jahkno.com - Jamaicas #1 Online Music Community ( Previously No.1)
4. VibesConnect.com - A social networking website for people of Caribbean and Afican Americans backgrounds.
5. JamaicaGleaner.com daily newspaper site
6. JamaicaObserver.com daily newspaper site
7. Digicelgroup.com the group site of the number one mobile provider
8. Smutvibes.com The name says it all
9. Digiceljamaica.com - the country site of the number one mobile provider
10. 876radio.com - A partyflavoured community site
11. Wheelsjamaica.com a message board full of car enthusiasts
12. Cwjamaica.com the country site of the number two mobile provider
13. Jamaica-star.com the daily evening tabloid
14. dancehallreggae.com -a community site for dancehallreggae music fans
15. utech.edu.jm
16. Tech Jamaica- tech news, information and forums. techjamaica.com
17. Uwimona.edu.jm
18. idlerzlounge.com
19. Watever.com
GWANNN YAA MEDIA ZONE >>>>>

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-- Edited by pengo at 09:27, 2008-06-02

Jamaican Model graces Vogue It's official. Pulse model Jeneil Williams has established herself as one of worlds modeling top rising black beauties. The past Caribbean Model Search finalist has reason to celebrate, with her appearance in Vogue's special issue on black models. "It was a dream job and an amazing honor to be selected for this. I feel proud to represent Jamaica among the best in the world," said Williams. Inspired by the beauty and versatility of black models, Italian Vogue editor Franca Sozzani and ace photographer Steven Meisel captured some of the globe's biggest modeling superstars for the special issue. Collector's item In a publication which has now become a collector's item, Jeneil holds her own among the great black fashion superstars, including Iman, Mounia, Veronica Webb, Alek Wek and Naomi Campbell. For the shoot, the chocolate hued beauty dons an all black form fitting designer ensemble and oversized white Versace frames, showing readers as well as aspiring models how to look fashionable as they get set to go on casting calls. In addition to celebrating her Italian Vogue debut, Jeneil was also featured in the September edition of the number one African American fashion magazine Essence, rocking fashions from key design houses including Roberto Cavalli, Dolce and Gabbana, Hugo Boss and Fossil. Keep up the pace Not one to rest on her heels, Jeneil continued to keep up the pace, as she flew to Atlanta from her New York base to shoot a major campaign for US mega retailers Macy's. Height: 5'9" 1/2" Bust: 32 Waist: 24 Hips: 34 Dress: 2/4 Shoe: 9 Hair: Black Eyes: Brown

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A FEARSOME mutant fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses, scientists fear.

They reckon that a huge type of catfish, called a goonch, may have developed a taste for flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals.

Locals have believed for years that a mysterious monster lurks in the water. But they think it has moved on from scavenging to snatching unwary bathers who venture into the Great Kali, which flows along the India-Nepal border.

The extraordinary creature has been investigated by biologist Jeremy Wade for a TV documentary to be shown on Five.

He said: The locals have told me of a theory that this monster has grown extra large on a diet of partially burnt corpses. It has perhaps got this taste for flesh by feasting on remains of funeral pyres. There will be a few freak individuals that grow bigger than the other ones and if you throw in extra food, they will grow even bigger.

Jeremy discounted theories that crocodiles could be responsible for the carnage before turning his attention to goonches among the worlds biggest freshwater fish.

***** October 17 *****

--Potential eNeRGy---

Hosted by the Faculties of Engineering and Computing/Science

+Music by:

= ZJ Ice
= Hitfactry
= Audigy
= Young Veterans
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_+_ FREE with COLEEGE IDS (Any College/University at all!!)

Free Mix Drinks All Night

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**** THE SEXY AFTER PARTY ****

Party Animals Ent in Association with Pitbull

PRESENTS

"Impy Skimpy" The Sexy Hawaiian Pool Party

Venue: The Enchanted Garden, Ocho Rios

Music By: Zj Chrome + Zj Liquid + Nikki Z + Chromatic + Darkcide + TNG Music + Equilibrium + Illusion + Exclamation

Shuttle Service

3 Dance floor

2 Sound Systems

People With Impy Skimpy BANDS can Attend Trice As Nice The After Party on the Sunday Oct 19 at the same venue FREE Renaissance/ Tony Matterhorn/ Zj Ice/Zj Elektra

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Party in Caba!!!!

***** October 17 *****

Fashion Iconz Fraternity
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"Milk"

Venue: Guantánamo, Cuba

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***** October 18 *****

Slip N' Slide
:Liquid Vixens Car Wash Series
20 Holborn Road, New Kingston

Every Saturday from October 18th
through to November 1st

Food and Liqour On Sale

Slip N' Slide is a Day Event in the form of a Car Wash in which patrons can come out and view the vixens and party amongst them whille getting their cars washed.

Car Wash Prices:

Wash only $400
Large Vehicles $500

Full Wash $600
Large Vehicles $800

Entertainment will be provided by:

Shockwave Entertainment
T.N.G. Musik (formerly known as BAss Odyssey)
ZJ Chrome
Ivor Smith (from Kool FM)
Hit Factry
Deva Lynx
Elementry Entertainment

N.B. The Car Wash will be doubling as a themed photoshoot so you can also look out for hot pics from the wash on the group after the events.

If you wouldl ike a personal shot with a vixen of choice there will be a fee otherwise shots with the vixens will not be allowed

EVEN IF YOU DONT HAVE A CAR YOU CAN STILL COME OUT AND FLEXX =)
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Tantrum "The Sweet Escape"

Venue: Ruins at the falls Ocho Rios

Music By: COPPER SHOT + KURT RILEY + RICHIE RAS + SOLID ROCK

ADMISSION $800 PRE SOLD $1000 @ THE GATE AND $1500 V.I.P

TICKET OUTLETS : PETCOM OCHO RIOS, SHIMMER OCHO RIOS AND KINGSTON

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Cant Make it to Ochi?

KLIQUE ENTERTAINMENT in association with PAPPIZZLE ENTERTAINMENT presents... "VIVA" The Ultimate Club Fiesta!

Taking place at The Office (Above Burger King) Knutsford Boulevard New Kingston, Jamaica

On Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Music by: Dj Pappizzle, ZJ Ice

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*****October 19 *****

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Ananda's family still had hopes their little girl would return $7,000 in phone credit paid to Ananda's 'abductors'

INGRID BROWN, Senior staff reporter browni@jamaicaobserver.com Monday, September 29, 2008

$7,000 in phone credit paid to Ananda's 'abductors'

ANANDA Dean's family had high hopes, after making arrangements to pay a ransom as well as sending $7,000 worth of phone credit to persons who claimed to be the abductors of the 11-year-old girl, that she would be happily reunited with them.

However, yesterday, although they could not identify the severely decomposed body as that of 'their little angel', the reality hit that they may never see her smile again.

Yesterday, the residents of Whitehall Avenue in Kingston, where Ananda lived part-time with her father and his family, rushed to the community of Belvedere in rural St Andrew, when news spread that her body had been found.

When her parents could not make a positive identification, their hopes slowly began to return as they milled around on the streets with sad blank stares.

Dozens of children huddled together waiting for some good news, especially since they had been told earlier that her parents heard her last Friday screaming in the background as they spoke to persons claiming to be her abductors.

An aunt of Ananda, who requested anonymity, told the Observer that the family was so sure she would have been returned to them, since they always complied with the supposed abductors' requests.

She said they had become even more hopeful after one of the men who claimed to have abducted her, called and they heard Ananda in the background screaming in anguish for "Daddy, Daddy".

Yesterday, the family said if it was Ananda that was found, then it can only be surmised that it must have been a recorded message which the 'killers' were playing.

"I know is she we hear screaming for Daddy Daddy like them doing something to her," she said.

The aunt said she had made several trips to various points, as asked by persons claiming to be the abductors, as well as following up leads, many of which turned out to be pranksters.

She said she believed that the persons they sent the phone credit to were the ones involved, as they said things which seemed to suggest that they had more information than they were letting on.

"Every time them call they keep saying them going to meck har come home," said the distraught woman.

The aunt said although the persons called from a private number all the time, one night they heard crickets chirping in the background which suggestewd the call was coming from a rural area.

She said on one occasion they were asked to pay a ransom of $30,000, however, they could hear someone in the background chastising the caller for making such a small demand. He then hung up and called back requesting half-million dollars.

The aunt said that she was instructed to meet with the 'abductors' at Emancipation Park in Kingston. However, when they turned up they were redirected to Parkington Plaza, also in Kingston, but Ananda was not there as promised.

She said they never involved the police as they were warned against doing so.

Apart from this, she said they received several other calls during the 11 days that Ananda was missing, however most of them appeared to have been pranks.

"One day a lady call and a cry on the phone say she see her in a car with two men in a Mocho, Clarendon and that a gunshot just fired in the car. She sounded sincere because she call from her number and everything," she told the Observer.

But when they went to the area they found out it was another prank call.

The nightmare continued when another man called to say that they had raped her and thrown her body in the May Pen Cemetery, located on Spanish Town Road.

Even yesterday relatives of the little girl said a woman from
Montego Bay visited Whitehall Avenue, wearing T-shirts and buttons with Ananda's photos, saying that Ananda was dead, even before the body was discovered yesterday. The woman was held by the police for questioning.

But even though the relatives of Ananda Dean said they had kept the police out of the 'negotiations', they threw blame at the law officers, claiming that nothing had been done since she went missing.

"If we didn't go and block the road we wouldn't get anywhere because the police not giving us any information," said one relative.

While residents held discussions about the missing girl, a group of children sat on the cold concrete of a sidewalk in Whitehall Avenue as they awaited news as to whether the badly decomposed body found earlier in the day was that of Ananda.

A bus carrying a second-division Peruvian soccer team has fallen 200 meters (600 feet) down a ravine, killing eight people and injuring 22. Peru's Andina state news agency reports that highway robbers forced the bus driver out of his seat at gunpoint on Monday. The brakes came loose and the bus rolled off the cliff. Celendina police say two of the dead and most of the injured are members of the San Cayetano soccer club from the northern city of Celendin. Andina reports two of the team's owners also died. The team was returning from a game it lost 10-0. Andina reports a second bus fell 15 meters (49 feet) into a ravine in the southeastern province of Cuzco Monday, killing one passenger and injuring 38.

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In a move that she will definitely not regret later in life, a North Carolina teenager has changed her name to that of a website and is now legally called CutoutDissection.com. The former Jennifer Thornburg - whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout - wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools. The 19-year-old's new name is the web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she an intern. 'I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new,' Cutout told The Asheville Citizen-Times. 'Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about.' Ms. Dissection.com, currently working in Virginia, said she began opposing dissections in middle school after a class assignment to cut up a chicken wing made her uncomfortable. She helped create a policy at her high school that allows students who object to dissections to complete an alternative assignment. Despite her legally changing the name, she said most of her family members still call her Jennifer. 'It will take me a while,' said her dad, Duane Thornburg, who lives in Daytona Beach, Florida. 'She's still Jennifer to me. I understand why she's done it. Believe it or not, I totally respect it.' It is unclear how Cutout will feel should PETA ever forget to renew the domain, and she discovers that her legal name suddenly points to a cyber-squatting smut-portal for dissection fetishists.

Police have arrested an employee of the Spanish Town Hospital, following the raping and buggery of a woman at the institution recently.

Omar Reid, 25, who is accused of raping and buggering the 25-year-old complainant inside a room near the hospital's laundry section, was granted $8,000 bail in the Spanish Town Resident Magistrate's Court yesterday.

Dragged into room

The court heard that about 10 p.m. on September 28, the complainant visited a friend at the hospital. The court learnt that the friend left and Reid reportedly held on to the female, dragged her into a room and sexually assaulted her.

The matter was reported to the police and following investigations, Reid was taken into police custody and later arrested and charged with rape and buggery.

When the case came up before Resident Magistrate Lorna Errar, Reid pleaded not guilty. He explained to the court very eloquently, "Your Honour, I met this young lady sometime ago. We were negotiating sex for money. She asked where I worked and I told her the Spanish Town Hospital and I was shocked when she turned up on September 28."

He explained that he only had consensual sex with the female, who believed that he had obeah her into committing the act and at no time did he force her.

The RM asked the accused if the buggery was also consensual, he did not respond. However, she told attorney-at-law Earl Hamilton to represent the young man and the lawyer agreed. He is to return to court on December 8.

After taking summer school class at a prominent high school as well as attending the school for over a month, the schools administration and students has just discovered they had an alien amongst them. A female who goes by many names; Ashley with several different surnames such as Hastings, Hendricks, Reid and Anderson has been attending the school since the beginning of the school in September but has never been enrolled. The female who cannot be identified by form appropriately has been attached to 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th form also has told students she is 15,17,19,20,21 and shockingly 27. Humour is added to the story as Ashley says she is a CIA agent and the Central Intelligence Agency has sent her to investigate the structure of Jamaican schools. Her fibs continue as she speaks of being in a relationship with Chris Brown (before Rhianna) and refusing to kiss Bow-Wow (and Ciara was his rebound girl). The students of the school do find this funny but then ask themselves what would happen if the matter was not discovered. Ashley came to school in full uniform and with a packed bag, attended classes of different forms a second form English class a fourth form French class to name a few. One teacher recalls her being in his 2nd form Math Class after school. When the administration discovered Ms.Ashely there were no records of her attending the school, the vice principal then proceeded to ask questions; which school does she attend? Why is she here? Where did she get the uniform? She then gave them the name of the apparent school she goes to, that school was called and the school reported that she was not enrolled there. All other questions were left unanswered she gave them a contact number for her mother. The mother was then called. The admin asked her to please to come in for her mad child. The mother then replied she was 3 hours away, The VP then told her that they would then have to turn her child over to the police. The Call Ended. There. The same mother who was 3 hours away came in 10 minutes for her child. By then Ashley was seen has psychotic of some sort and little did they then know that they would proceed to think the same about her mother. Her mother was then questioned, firstly on how she obtained the uniform for her daughter. She said that she has a sister who attends the school. The question was then posed, what is the sisters name? The mother turns to her daughter, Ashley is that is her real name and days, What is your sister name again? To try and resolve the matter a sociology teacher with a psychology degree was called in to speak with the mother and daughter. The motive gained was that: Ashley had always wanted to come to the school but did not pass for it. The two devised a plan that they would inform friends and family that she will be attending, the uniform would be bought and that she would go to school as it were a day-care. Her mother enrolled in an extras class as mentioned above and that would keep her at school until the workday was over. A teacher at the school also told YungnFresh that she pulls the same stunt at another high school located of Hope Road as well. But this then allows us all to ask ourselves are there people at school or work with us who are not supposed to be there?

Teenage girls in an African tribe have been ordered to cover up during traditional dances because European tourists keep taking pictures of their bare bottoms

Young virgins have been performing the Zulu Royal Reed Dance for centuries wearing nothing but beads and short fringed skirts.

But now King Goodwill Zwelithini has told the girls to put on sarongs or traditional undergarments called umuntsha to cover their buttocks.

He said the event was "not for looking at maidens' bottoms."

And the King added: "There are times when maidens have to sing and dance and we end up seeing certain private body parts that we're not supposed to see."

Locals are said to be fed up of "lascivious" male tourists who "act like paparazzi" and "zoom in on bare flesh with their hi-tech cameras."

Zulus say their traditional ceremony is being sullied because of the wrong sort of attention from visitors.

Photography at the traditional dances, performed by thousands of virgin girls in Nongoma, northern KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, is strictly regulated.

All camera-men are supposed to be bona fide members of the press. But checks in recent years have shown some photographers were just ordinary tourists taking pictures without approval.

The tradition is carried out to pay homage to the King, who chooses his wives from among the dancers.

The dancers usually do not wear underwear because the routine is designed to be a proud display of their innocence.

Zulu girls are said to be angry at being told to cover up because they are losing the chance to show off their virginity in the customary way.

However the ANC Women's League argued other girls were deterred from performing because of the semi-nudity and now would feel more comfortable.

The ceremony clocks up more than 25,000 visitors per year.

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The soaring cost of living has had severe consequences for many people in these economically troubled times. Among them is a Florida man accused of smashing up a grocery store in protest at the rising price of crack cocaine.

According to police, the man entered that Dixon's Food Mart in Fort Pierce, on the east Florida coast, and smashed a counter partition and DVD case.

PPl Been saying mediazone shoudl build a sound system with the djs of the zone. So people here is where yall come in please state who u would like to see be on da sound!!!!!

With their two most recent collaborations gaining airplay and chart positions, T-Pain and Lil Waynes proposed collaborative effort also continues to build momentum.

The T-Wayne project has even gained the support and involvement of several high profile producers, T-Pain told AllHipHop.com during a recent interview promoting his third studio album, Thr33 Rings.

Thats going down. Heavily, T-Pain told AllHipHop.com, promising that this project wont go the way of other rumored superstar collaborations.

Weve already got like 25 songs, T-Pain revealed. Its going down after my album drops. Could be the beginning of next year, like January/February.

Now, with Timbaland and Pharrell Williams having voiced an interest in joining the project, T-Pain says he hopes to bring in superstar rapper/producer Kanye West.

T-Pain and Wests last major collaboration, Good Life, won a Grammy Award in 2008 for Best Rap Song.

Throughout the summer, both T-Pain and Lil Wayne have confirmed their desire to create a joint project, capitalizing on the success theyve had with hit singles like DJ Khaleds Im So Hood and more recently Got Money and Cant Believe It, from Tha Carter III and Thr33 Ringz respectively.

However, T-Pain says the project may be delayed by label red tape, especially if all three multi-platinum producers get involved.

But ultimately, T-Pain says he is determined to deliver the project to the fans.

If anything, we aint making no goals for the date, T-Pain told AllHipHop.com. If we really gotta do it as an album and all those labels gotta work together, itll come out like, two years from now. So if it just falls into a bunch of leaks or if it falls into a mixtape, thats fine. We might just take the songs weve got and say: Here you go world. T-Wayne project. Right up. For free.

On my page, it is damn near hard to find....

It use to be a little higher on the page

now its near the bottom

I tend to come in here cause I like some of the topics....

is there a way I can mve it back up higher on the webpage, or was this moved by the admins.

"How many times have you been alone at a bar pretending to text someone while waiting for a friend? Never? Well a recent study by 3 reveals that a good number of people 'communifake' quite often in social situations to avoid feeling like losers.

The most insecure group happened to be the 18 to 24 year-old crowd with a good 74 percent of them admitting to 'communifaking' when feelings of loneliness set in, but the college crowd is rarely alone. "

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Five sex questions with Tifa - "I had sex in the traffic" OutAroad.com: Does the size of a man d*ck matters to you? Tifa: No, but then again. I have always been on the lucky side, to find the ones that are just right. I dont like them too big. OutAroad.com: Do you believe in using sex toys, if your man is not around? Tifa: But of course! Usually for me a man is not around. I have been basically single for the past 3 years. So instead of adding up numbers, why not? Besides, most men cant vibrate. OutAroad.com: During sex do you like it when your man is in control or do you prefer to be in charge? Tifa: It depends. I love it when a man knows his stuff and can take control and make me feel like as if I am in one of those romance novels, or one of them real black porno movies. But sometimes I like to move in for the kill, and take risks. It makes for a healthy sex life, especially when you are in a long term relationship. You cant rely on the man to do everything. OutAroad.com: Where is the weirdest place you ever had sexual intercourse? Tifa: The weirdest place I ever had sex was in the traffic, lol. OutAroad.com: Which actor or superstar you have ever dreamt of having sex with? Tifa: T.I. I love those gangstas. It was so intense in my dream that I woke up feeling like I had climaxed BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD EVILME MEDIA CRAFTY

ok zone i'm on the look out 4 the most scariest movies out there.
so a come to d zone for help,

help me out by tellin me your scariest movie you ever see

so far saw 5 lookin good
but a want c wha you'll have plzz tell me

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To di World

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Is this true? I'd like to know.

I just heard on zip 103 (Thursday, October 9, 2008 - 5:56pm) that Killa father died this morning ... anybody know if mi a hear doubles?

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Name is Delmark Spence aka (DELUS)
Currently no label signed to
In 2005 my brother (konshens) and I (Delus) single hit #1 in Japan.
The Track tittled "Pon di corner" was there from late 04 & climbed to the #1 spot in early 05
At that time our duet name was Sojah.
Later that year we traveled to Japan and did some shows.
As Sojah we had an album out called "Sons Of Jah" done in 2006 for a label called P-Vine
Currently on the solo tip, Delus has drawn some ears with D&H Gangsta Remix with Movado Delus and Kartel
and the most current one "Whatever you like" remix with T.I ft Delus and Nicole .......Look out for him he is already setting flmaes......Spydahlynch
In closing bigg up DELUS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psOiQq2vMPY

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Madonna has split from her film director husband, Guy Ritchie, triggering what could be the biggest ever divorce payout by a female celebrity.
The singer released a statement announcing that the marriage is over.

No settlement has been reached, indicating that a courtroom battle over the Material Girl's £300 million fortune may be on the cards. Ritchie, the director of British gangster films including Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, is worth a fraction of that, with generous estimates putting his wealth at £20 million.

The short statement read: "Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time."

Madonna is reported to have engaged Fiona Shackleton, the renowned divorce lawyer who handled Sir Paul McCartney's legal battle with Heather Mills and ensured that the ex-Beatle held on to his millions.

Rumours about the state of the marriage have been swirling for several months, with the couple leading increasingly separate lives. The 50-year-old singer is currently performing on the US leg of her Sticky and Sweet tour, and was pictured in New York on Wednesday looking tired and gaunt. Ritchie has remained in London to work on his latest project, a Sherlock Holmes remake.

Their last joint public appearance was at the premiere of Ritchie's film RocknRolla last month and a source close to the pair said they could not bear "to live with the pretence any longer".

The couple wed in December 2000 at Skibo Castle in the Scottish Highlands. They have an eight-year-old son, Rocco, and a two-year-old boy, David, adopted from Malawi. Madonna also has a 12-year-old daughter, Lourdes, from a previous relationship.

As recently as August, the singer insisted: "My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce," and was forced to deny reports of a relationship with US basketball star Alex Rodriguez.

Friends say that Madonna's desire to adopt another child has been a source of friction in the marriage, as has her desire to spend more time in the US. Madonna settled in England after marrying Ritchie and made a concerted effort to adapt to life on this side of the Atlantic, buying a London home and hosting shooting parties at her 1,200-acre Wiltshire estate.

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50 Cent, Kanye West feud 'is fake' WHO NEVA KNOW A FOOL COZ MI DID MEK A POST WEN KANYE SEH DEM DO IT FI SELL RECORDS kanye_west-50-cent.jpgBy Daniel Kilkelly Source: www.digitalspy.co.uk 50 Cent and Kanye West's high-profile feud is a sham, hip-hop star Reverend Run has claimed. The rappers exchanged harsh words in the press when their albums went head-to-head in September last year, but Rev - real name Joseph Simmons - has suggested that their war was not genuine. "They are not really fighting. They are friends," he insisted. "That was just a publicity thing for their albums. I think they are really close and nice to each other. That was just a first week sales battle." 50 sparked the battle in August 2007 when he threatened to quit music if his Curtis album was outsold by West's Graduation. West was set to compete with his rival again by releasing his new disc 808s & Heartbreak in the same week of December as 50's Before I Self Destruct, but he recently moved the date forward by a month.