The Hidden Meaning of the Song
 When I first heard Telephone  on the radio, I thought the song was  about Lady Gaga receiving phone  calls from an annoying dude while shes  out in a club. I could already  picture a video of Gaga on a dance floor  not answering her phone. I  pictured this video because I was  interpreting the song at its face  value and going by its literal  meaning, like most people do. Akerlunds  video has however infused a  second, deeper meaning to the song, giving  it an entirely new dimension.  In an interview with E! Online,  Gaga herself explained this  fact:
 There was  this really amazing quality in  Paparazzi, where it kind of  had this  pure pop music quality but at  the same time it was a commentary  on  fame culture. In its own way, even  at certain points working with Jonas Ĺkerlund,  the director of both videos really   achieved this high art quality in  the way that it was shot. I wanted  to  do the same thing with this  videotake a decidedly pop song, which  on  the surface has a quite  shallow meaning, and turn it into something   deeper.
-   Source
 What is never stated, however, is  that this deeper meaning found  in Gagas video relates to mind  control, a covert practice used by the  military, the CIA, religious  cults and the Illuminati elite to program  human beings to become mental  slaves and execute specific tasks. In Paparazzi,  Gaga plays  the role of a mind-controlled slave who was programmed to  poison and  kill her boyfriend. Telephone is a continuation of  this story,  where Gaga goes to jail for her crime.
 In the video, the  telephone is a metaphor for Gagas brain and the  fact that she is not  answering that phone (her brain) means that she has  dissociated from  reality. Dissociation is the ultimate goal of  Monarch mind control. It  is induced by traumatizing events, such as  electroshock therapy or  torture, to force the victim to dissociate from  reality. This enables  the handlers to create in the victim an alter  personality that can be  programmed to perform various tasks, such as  carrying out an  assassination.
 Trauma-based mind control  programming can be   defined as systematic torture that blocks the  victims capacity for  conscious processing  (through pain, terror,  drugs, illusion, sensory  deprivation, sensory over-stimulation, oxygen  deprivation, cold, heat,   spinning, brain stimulation, and often,  near-death), and then employs   suggestion and/or classical and operant  conditioning (consistent  with  well-established behavioral modification  principles) to implant  thoughts, directives, and perceptions in the   unconscious mind, often in  newly-formed trauma-induced dissociated   identities, that force the  victim to do, feel, think, or perceive   things for the purposes of the  programmer. The objective is for the  victim to follow directives with no  conscious  awareness, including  execution of acts in clear violation of  the  victims moral principles,  spiritual convictions, and volition.
 Installation of  mind control programming relies on  the victims  capacity to  dissociate, which permits the creation of new walled-off  personalities  to hold and hide  programming. Already dissociative  children are  prime candidates for programming.
 - Ellen  P. Lacter, Ph.D.,  The  Relationship Between Mind Control  Programming and Ritual Abuse
 Gagas brain as a non-answering telephone is represented in two   separate occasions during the video:
  
- Gagas head is the telephone. She is not   answering that phone, which is symbolic of her dissociative mind state.
 
- The telephone receiver is made out of hair and   covers her left eye, representing Illuminati mind control
So in the context of the video, the   telephone is Gagas mind and the dance club is representative of her   dissociative state, the magical place mind-controlled slaves are   trained to go to on command.
 Hello,  hello, baby
 You called, I  cant hear a thing.
 I have got no service
 in the club, you say,  say
 Wha-Wha-What did you say, huh?
 Youre breaking up on me
 Sorry, I cannot hear you,
 Im kinda busy.
 K-kinda  busy
 K-kinda  busy
 Sorry, I cannot hear you, Im   kinda busy.
 By kinda busy,  Gaga means she has  dissociated from reality. Real life is calling her  brain but she has no  service, shes not there. The chorus pretty much  epitomizes this  concept.
 Stop  callin, stop callin,
 I  dont wanna think anymore!
 I left my head and my heart on the dance  floor.
 Stop callin, stop callin,
 I dont wanna talk anymore!
 I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
 Gaga is not thinking or talking for herself   anymore, her head and her heart have been dissociated from her core   personality due to Monarch programming.
  
  The video is a Quentin Tarentino-esque short film which is heavily   inspired by Thelma and Louise and peppered with tons of product   placements and transvestites. That surely wasnt the video I was   picturing when I first heard that song. From the comments Ive read, the   video left many fans confused about its meaning. This is quite   understandable, knowing that most viewers have no idea what the song is   really about. When the hidden mind control meaning is brought to   light, the symbolism of the video becomes evident and the storyline   becomes coherent. I will now attempt to go through the many symbolic   scenes of the video and explain their occult meaning. Heres the video:
  
 The video starts with Gaga entering the Prison for  b!$%hes. So,  yeah, I know, she addressed that hermaphrodite rumor and  many think it  was the most hilarious thing ever. Ive never really  cared about those  gossipy rumors so I wont elaborate on them.
 In  the prison yard, Gaga walks around chained up and wearing  sunglasses  made of lit cigarettes.
  
- Do the cigarettes covering her eyes represent  her  blindness to her highly toxic life as a mind controlled drone?
 
Gaga then sits down and  gets busy with a weird-looking inmate,  but is interrupted by a phone  call. She seems to be enjoying a special  status in the jail  maybe due  to the fact that she is a mind-controlled  slave only obeying orders   and that she is needed again.
 Gaga is then bailed out by Beyoncé  and leaves prison. Inside the car,  Gaga and Beyonce engage into an  over-the-top dissociative conversation.  It basically sounds like  dialogue between two mind-controlled slaves.  The phrase Trust is  like a mirror. You can fix it if its broke but  you can still see the  crack in the mother****ers reflection can  refer to a cheating  boyfriend and can also refer to the permanent damage  caused by the  fragmenting of ones personality in mind control.
 The dynamic duo  then enters an all-American, good ol-fashioned  diner.  Beyoncé meets  with probably the biggest douche in the universe  (played by Tyrese  Gibson) and proceeds to poison him. At this point,  Gaga comes out of  the kitchen with poisoned honey and serves it to the  customers.
  
- Gaga stares blankly (the way a dissociated   mind-controlled assassin would stare) while Tyrese eats the poison
The mass murder begins  people eat up Gagas poisoned honey  and die.  Does this represent the Illuminati elite poisoning the masses  with  toxic media?
  
- Lady Gaga turns the a-ok hand in front of her  eye  (representing the Illuminatis All-Seeing Eye) into a gun pointed   towards the viewer  the masses eating all of the poison served to them. 
The entire clientele of  the all-American  diner gets poisoned and dies. You might have noticed  the emphasis on  bees and honey during the entire video. Gaga calls  Beyoncé Honey  Bee. She also serves poisoned honey to the diners  customers. What does  this signify? Beyoncé and Gagas poisonous honey  is actually their  music and videos, which are served to the masses  through mass media. You  can figure out the rest.
 While the  customers are agonizing and dying, Beyoncé puts on the  Mickey Mouse  sunglasses, the same glasses worn by Gaga in Paparazzi while  killing her boyfriend.
  
- Beyoncé wearing Mickey Mouse sunglasses
 
- Gaga with Mickey Mouse sunglasses in Paparazzi
In both videos, the singers wore the   glasses during the killings, hinting to the fact that they are   programmed to execute the poisonings. As stated in previous articles,   Mickey Mouse ears or designs often occultly refer to mind control ,   probably because Disney films were known to be used on MK slaves during   their programming.
 Gaga and Beyoncé  then start dancing in  patriotic outfits surrounded by the lifeless  bodies of dead Americans   pretty disturbing.  In her  interview with  E! Online about Telephone,  Gaga stated she wanted to take 
 the  idea that  America is full of  young people that  are inundated with   information  and technology and  turn it into  something that was more of a    commentary on the kind of  country that we  are.
-    Source
 So, to sum  up the situation in the diner,  we have Lady Gaga and Beyoncé dancing  around dead people and singing  about the fact they are dissociative,  mind-controlled drones.
 Can  call all you want,
 but theres  no one home,
 and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
 Gaga and Beyoncé finally flee the crime   scene. Gaga is then shown in front of the p**sy Wagon wearing a   leopard-print suit, a reference to sex kitten programming in occult   circles.
  
- Beta (aka Kitten) Programming
BETA.  Referred to as sexual programming. This  programming eliminates all  learned moral convictions and stimulates the  primitive sexual instinct,  devoid of inhibitions. Cat alters may come  out at this level.
-Ron  Patton, Project Monarch
 In the final  scene, Gaga and Beyoncé prance around wearing dresses by  Emilie  Pirlot. Beyoncés black dress and the veils hint to the   ritualistic nature of the murders.
 
  
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 As stated in previous articles, the hiding of one eye and the  a-ok  sign (which seemingly means 666 in the music industry) are  flashed by  all Illuminati artists, apparently to show their allegiance.  There are a  truckload of them in this video.
 One Eye Hidden
  
- Gaga covered in police tape, covering one eye.   Knowing the trauma mind control victims must go through, her body is   truly a crime scene.

 
 
 A-Ok  Handsign
   

 
 
 
 Electroshock  Therapy
 Electroshock therapy is the main tool employed by mind  control  handlers to induce dissociation and fragmentation in the  victims. This  horrifying practice has been referred to several times in  Gagas works.  Here are two examples.
 Manifesto of Little  Monsters
  
 In this interlude video of the Monster Ball  Tour, Gaga clearly gets  electroshocked:
 
 David  Lachapelle Photoshoot
 
 Another  instance where Gaga gets electroshock therapy.
 In Conclusion
 Telephone is yet another Lady Gaga product permeated with   references to mind control and Illuminati symbolism. Gagas commentary   on todays youth is certainly not a positive one. The video basically   says: America is ready to eat any poisonous crap the elite serves them   and that is accomplished through controlled puppets. I will now   pre-address comments Im bound to receive:
 How is Lady  Gaga mind controlling me? Im not feeling  controlled to do anything
 I am not saying that Gaga is controlling your mind. Im saying her  video  is ABOUT mind control. This disturbing theme keeps reoccurring in  pop  music.
 She is doing it on purpose to piss you off
 I heard this comment when Bad Romance came out and after her   Grammy performance, where her hype man alluded to her mind-controlling   music. As much as I would like to believe that Ive got that much   influence on todays biggest star, I highly doubt that Gaga, her staff,   her video directors and her record label with its millions of dollars   would concentrate all of their creative efforts to piss off one blogger.   The truth is: She was doing this before this site was even online and   she keeps doing it now. Her works, like the works of many other pop   stars, are part of a greater agenda. It used to focus on exposing the   youth to materialism and sexual promiscuity, but it has now expanded to   occult symbolism, mind control and transhumanism.
 Am I reaching  you or is your telephone busy?